Royal Malaysian Joke

 Three men, a British, an American and a Malaysian  were sitting beside
each other on a plane.

The British started introducing himself to the other two,
“My name is Bond, James Bond.”

The American replies,
“My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme,
Jean Claude Van Damme”.

Not wanting to be left out, the Malaysian added in,
“My name is Agung, DiPertuan Agung, Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan  Agung,

FIGO 2006 Finally ended









FIGO or the International Foundation of Gynaecology & Obstetric was held at the KL Convention Centre. I was working there for a week as a data preparator. =p Sounds boring but fun. It’s quite a hectic job though.

Start working at 6:45am and finishes at 5:30pm. Sometimes even extended till 7pm . Everyday, I’ll be meeting all sort of people from around the world. Some of those doctors are fun to work with and some are ANNOYING… Don’t ask me why 

By the way, I’m not discriminating but guess what ?  Indian doctors from India have better attitude compared to Indian doctors from MALAYSIA. They’re much more nicer to talk to and friendlier. At least not like some of those “people” who have their “ nose growing high up on their foreheads” .

Well, I’ll skip the topic. I don’t wanna start another racist war. =p

Aside from meeting people from round the world, you’ll also get to watch DISGUSTING videos of people being operated. Not to mention, I’ve seen one where a woman’s uterus was being removed. The whole thing was awful and I had nausea. I wish I can stop watching but I have no choice because I have to do help the doctor to edit the video and then convert it into mpg format. Yuckz! It’s a very torturing job. Seriously, I don’t know how other fellas could stand watching all those videos.

Anyway, I’ll just cut the crap. I don’t wanna end up writing a long winded 10 page story.

Bunch of wacky people at the workplace.

Hey guys, end of FIGO isn’t the end of our friendship ya, It’s just da beginning !

Hey FeeGoo guyz here’s some other photos

It’s illegal to use Bahasa Malaysia incorrectly

I was reading Kenny Sia’s blog the other day and I came across the post. In my opinion, it’s a rather dumb act by the government by imposing such fines. It’s ridiculous. They should fine themselves first since  we’re using “Saya-punya-KAD” and our proud “SIBER-JAYA” LoL

If their intention is just to make sure Malaysians use standardised ENGLISH rather than MANGLISH or what we call rojak english, they should try other approach as solution. Imposing fines as much as RM1K is crazy and it is not a small amount. I wonder, if they are trying ask us to use proper English, what about those WORDS they borrowed from English ? There’s just so many words that is taken from English and some other languages as well.