Royal Malaysian Joke

 Three men, a British, an American and a Malaysian  were sitting beside
each other on a plane.

The British started introducing himself to the other two,
“My name is Bond, James Bond.”

The American replies,
“My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme,
Jean Claude Van Damme”.

Not wanting to be left out, the Malaysian added in,
“My name is Agung, DiPertuan Agung, Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung,
Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan  Agung,